There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. Worst disguises of all time are?
Baseball Cap
No I am not talking about a combination of a baseball cap, mask and anything else I am literally talking about the criminals that walk into a shop with CCTV with a baseball cap pulled down slightly, thinking that nobody is going to know who it is. It is both funny and sad this one, partly sad because you have to be pretty desperate to walk in in just this. you can tell that this was not planned at all.
Sunglasses
Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. Another desperate person trying to get at something in a time of need, who just puts on sunglasses when they are robbing a bank? No one which is why you can see the difference in the convenience store robber and a bank robber.
Tights
At least with the tights they have made the effort of thinking a tiny bit about the time (although this isnt good). The great thing for the cops when it comes to tights is that you can see right through them so they are easy to identify. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.
The worst thing about the more stupid criminals is that they are very stupid but also very dangerous and the stupid ones are often the most dangerous ones out there which is a real problem.
If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.
